Not sure where to post this

I didn't want to post this on Facebook, because I didn't necessarily want to alienate my two Muslim friends any more than necessary.  I also didn't want to put it on Twitter, because of the character limits and the extreme impermanence.

I was at the Independence Reception for Sri Lanka in Washington, D.C.  I met a young man who worked under President Obama.  He said that his name (I kid you not) was Jihad (pron. Jeehahd) Saudi.  (He also had a third name, which I didn't catch.)

For those who don't know, Jihad is Mohammad's eternal commandment to Muslims to wage literal war against unbelievers, until all religion is for Allah.